Ever go on a date that was so bad that the stink of rejection sticks to you like shit on your boot? That’s alright I guess. We’ve all gotten caught up in the moment and blamed our raging anxiety and lack of tact on the color of someone’s hair. It’s completely realistic that things went sour because she drank a “full fat coke.” Hell, some of us are even prone to sitting in the dark and obsessing about that worthless broad who offered to pay for her own meal. Obsessing. For Months. These are all perfectly normal responses IF YOU LIVE IN FUCKING BIZZARO WORLD like this raging blow-hard. This fucking guy went full-on arch villain. Not only did he take poor Kimberly out on the shittiest date of her life, he then spent the next THREE months in his think chamber, otherwise known as his mom’s basement, tying strings between the reasons his date was shit, like some spurned conspiracy theorist. Then this serial killer in training made a bullet point list of what she needed to change to have a successful date and sent it to her. Move over Ted Bundy, we’ve got a real lady killer here:
