Look… it’s tough out there on the dating scene; I get it. You need a unique angle on your dating profile to make sure no one’s swiping left, and you need to be over 6 feet, super rich, and shit unicorn tears. But this… I don’t know what this is, but it’s not normal.
Going under the handle Dangerously Beefy, our love-lorn cowboy is most likely named Stephen, and he’s a little sad that he’s getting put out to the friend zone pasture.
And he thinks that beef should have something to do with it.