Are you depressed, poor, crippled or all of the above? Well then simply stop being depressed, poor, or crippled, you lazy piece of shit. Stop choosing to be sad. Stop choosing to be poor. Stop choosing to not walk. If I were you, I would just not do those things. It’s so easy. Just think positive. Pray to the lord. Rub these essential oils on your nipples three times a day you sad, broke, wheelchair-bound fuck.