Welcome to our shower thoughts page. The place where everything is both random and possible - our random shower thoughts, submitted by readers and cultivated by our crack team of hooligans and ne’er-do-wells.

How do Stormtroopers pee? You know you’ve thought about it. And that is the type of funny shower thoughts that you will find here. The difference between our memes of random shower thoughts and the ones you have in the shower is that you won’t embarrass yourself when sharing them.

We have both funny shower thoughts and those that are quite deep. For example, did you know that all dogs are therapy dogs? The difference is that most are just freelancing.

These funny shower thoughts are perfect to share on your Facebook page, on Instagram, or through email to your friends, family, and even coworkers. Or pass them off as your own personal wisdom. Make sure to bookmark this page and come back often as we regularly update this page with new random shower thoughts.

Are you a shower thought philosopher? If so, we would love to hear your deepest and most intimate shower thoughts. Feel free to send us some of your random shower thoughts. If we like them, we will gladly post them for everyone to enjoy.