predictions chive TheCHIVE Will Predict Your Future. Send us your photo right now! (40 Photos UPDATE: CLOSED)
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You’re all bored at work/school right now so let’s have some fun. Bob and I have been licensed in the state of California as fortune tellers (and sex offenders). All you have to do is snap a photo of yourself and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com, or use our handy-dandy upload page and we’ll predict your future! Be creative with this, guys. Now get those camera phones and get moving. Do it for your country!

Chive On!
John n’ Bob

UPDATE: Sorry folks, we’re closed for the day. Come back next Wednesday for more madness. And thanks for taking our abuse like a champ.