You’re all bored at work/school right now so let’s have some fun. Bob and I have been licensed in the state of California as fortune tellers (and sex offenders). All you have to do is snap a photo of yourself and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com, or use our handy-dandy upload page and we’ll predict your future! Be creative with this, guys. Now get those camera phones and get moving. Do it for your country!
John n’ Bob
UPDATE: Sorry folks, we’re closed for the day. Come back next Wednesday for more madness. And thanks for taking our abuse like a champ.