TheCHIVE Will Predict Your Future. Send us your photo right now! (40 Photos UPDATE: CLOSED)

predictions chive TheCHIVE Will Predict Your Future. Send us your photo right now! (40 Photos UPDATE: CLOSED)
You’re all bored at work/school right now so let’s have some fun. Bob and I have been licensed in the state of California as fortune tellers (and sex offenders). All you have to do is snap a photo of yourself and send it to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com, or use our handy-dandy upload page and we’ll predict your future! Be creative with this, guys. Now get those camera phones and get moving. Do it for your country!

Chive On!
John n’ Bob

UPDATE: Sorry folks, we’re closed for the day. Come back next Wednesday for more madness. And thanks for taking our abuse like a champ.

  • depcrestwood

    Ah yes, the annual New Orleans Redheaded Stepchild pageant … I’m an honorary judge for it … we base our ratings on depth of ginger, freckle content, ability to take beatings, lack of soul, porn freakiness potential, and of course, overall insanity

    The pageant is held on November 9th. (A gold star for any who can guess why this day is important for gingers everywhere.)

  • Cydonia

    I really want to send one in but I’m always at school and can’t get on theChive until the contest is closed.

  • Qwerty

    @ #32 Survives black mesa, finds a crowbar

  • *mustacherides*

    man this is a deep thread….. saint hell hath no fury FTW

  • mook

    I applaud whomever wrote the captions.

    This is good.

  • pickuptheotherline

    Are 34 and 37 the same girl?

  • DeMonikk1

    I'm in love with 33..

  • Always Last


  • Beyana

    Thats my pic i submitted. I didnt even rsteiger on this site, so i dont know how they will find me if i win lol but yeah, the girl is real .a real dummy. Even add her, shes from mi.

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