Caption This

Would you look at this asshole here?

Shit … My car is being Towed (LOL cop car)

F**k now I need to find another place to watch her shower

"But officer, tryouts for cirque du soliel is in two weeks!"

everyone used to think you were crazy but now i can see your nuts.

"Rubitkzy, get to the window and tell me if you can see that a$$hole." "Haha, sarge."

"Annddddd cough!"

Mr. Wallenda, we were all impressed by the Niagara Falls walk but this shit is just wrong.