Obama gets shopped -I take the First! (17 photos)


  • Urban

    He would make a good Vulcan!

    • Maynard B.

      He looks like "Tuvok" from Star Trek Voyager.

      • Urban

        Hell yeah he does. After his presidency he should do the next Star Trek.

        • Flicka

          As much as I love it, there probably shouldn't be any more Star Trek.

    • PWNT

      Yes we VulCAN.

  • Cpt. Obvious

    That's just good shit right there

  • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

    #8 Not Shopped

  • mcsgwigga

    Awesome gallery!

  • Stafferty

    Chive, Please don't become political. We don't want to see Glenn Beck v Keith Oberman style arguments down here. We come here for lower back problems and pure unfiltered awesomeness. If we wanted politcal messages (from either side) we would go to ANY OTHER WEBSITES.

    • Ibi


    • nemesis


    • Danny P

      A-Fucking-Men. No politics – from either side. Please make this the only political post. Ever.

      • It's a Joke

        It's not a political post… you're making it one, hence contributing to the problem.

    • eyeguy

      I agree as well

    • Guest

      Don't take it as political. Just a politician to have a laugh at. Relax a little people. Chive Rules!

      • Stafferty

        If you have someone dressed as Hitler other than Hitler, it has become politicized.

        • GFTO

          Shut up already Stafferty. Take your useless comments and higher than though attitude elsewhere. I get a bit nauseous every time I see your name now.

          • amanda

            thou, dumbass

          • McBeastie

            Dear GFTO, please GTFO.

            • GTFOSRSLY

              Blow me. You can go with Stafferty. Neither will be missed. Bye bye.

              • Stafferty

                Poised and articulate as always. I am nominating you for the Pulitzer. You are a valiant wordsmith who does not receive the recognition he deserves. I do believe we have the next Ernest Hemmingway here, gentlemen; and we would all be well served to take head of the way he weilds the written word as none before have.


                • RealJerseyBean

                  'take head' ?

                  • WCE

                    I think he meant "give head" as is it what he does, for a paycheck. Yaaawn. And the award for worst commenter ever goes to… Stafferty, daily.

                    • McBeastie

                      Yeah, because over 120 thumbs up proves he's "the worst commenter ever."


                  • Jeff

                    "take heed"
                    As in take into account. +5 for advanced grammar

    • slim


    • Urban

      Believe me, I want to look at tits all day too, but it's good to have variety. It's just for laughs. We should be able to make fun of any president. That's America!

      • marriedDudeBro

        If you want variety go to DIFFERENT websites. We don't come to this site for stupid political bullshit.

        Guess what? This kind of shit is only funny to maybe half the people who come here.

    • Uberbrie

      If I wanted to laugh at fake news I would watch more Fox News

      • summit

        I thought the point was to not get into a political argument?

    • RGH

      Yeah please keep the political bullshit to yourself.

    • Flicka

      Agreed. If I want to read a bunch of clueless idiots argue politics, I can read the comments under any YAHOO NEWS article. Stick to the tits and the jokes. These are neat art but the BS jingoism has already shown itself.

      • Jules

        Can't agree more, it is great work but is unnecessary and too political for a site that is usually based off of humor….Chive fail /:

        • DaddyD

          Easy fix … just balance this with Palin 'Shopped. Then in the future, all political posts must abuse both parties equally.

    • marriedDudeBro

      Agreed. We don't come to theChive for this stupid shit.

    • Boss Hogg

      Could not agree more. No more please.

    • Hank Scorpio


    • Inyourpants

      Stafferty always has funny comments, yet your funny comments are not funny. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

    • Rudy


    • Neilan

      r u serious, this is a good gallery and if u dont like it then u dont have to click on it look at all the pictures and then spend more time complaining in the comments about a awesome website that u get for free. ur asking the Chive not to do posts that u dont like, just dont go onto those posts and stop trying to ruin it for others.

  • Gordon Gecko

    ugly as hell and stupid- NEXT

  • MeinHomie

    #12 HEIL OBAMA!

    • Dan

      That's the true Obama right there. He's just smart enough not to wear a uniform.

  • Pat

    And not a job was given that day…

    • fghfdhdfghfd

      yes yes! i see what you did there and i like it

    • http://twitter.com/Kcilorak @Kcilorak

      aww man now I have beer in my sinuses…

  • SheOnceBelieved

    #5 is totally awesome, not shopped, and correct.

    • Chi Chi Elguerra

      You're the one they target all those ladyboy and muscle women pictures too? Are you stuck in a Thai prison or something?

  • hamberleaf

    #3 was good

  • DemApples

    #7 THe Only good photoshop… Republicans smell like dick cheese

    • Jules

      My fav too and yes the ONLY good one.

  • Batman264

    here come the Obama haters…. thanks Chive -_-

  • the voice

    #3 the white Obama is fucking with my mind right now

  • FuckOff

    This shit is awesome. It's not political at all. Making fun of a president regardless of association has always been a national past time. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch chivers.

    • thatwasntthequestion

      FuckOff is right. Lighten the fuck up.

  • http://twitter.com/OHswing5454 @OHswing5454

    I hate people that bash presidents. It is simply the hardest job any of us could ever have, you try making a decision that will affect a nation and see if you can even do it without going crazy. They may not make the same decision you would, but that doesn't make them wrong. So Chive, to avoid anything like this ever again, let's stay away from politics and religion, and stick to sex and comedy, you've done it so well for a decent time now.

    • DaddyD

      I love people who bash presidents … as long as they bash the other side as well.

      • V4Vendetta14

        Obama usually gets off easy. Any attempt to "satirize him" usually ends up with him looking like Urckle, and then called racist… No politician should be immune from satire…

    • thatwasntthequestion

      If you hate people who bash presidents, move to Iran. In the US, we call this freedom.

      • OKK


      • Guest

        Hilariously, this freedom goes both ways.

    • 4SOC20saint

      i love free speech…and bashing presidents that dont act in my best interest

  • Maynard B.

    Just when I thought his administration couldn't get any scarier.

  • Batman264

    when there is humor I will laugh, a lot of it is just slander and hatred

    • Flicka

      Like the guy telling us about his Obama is from Africa bumper sticker.

    • TheGovernator

      'slander and hatred'…time for you to take this just a little less seriously…

      • Batman264

        this coming from someone who uses "The Governator" as his name…. I am for laughing at humor, but when the comments get stupid and unnecessary then its stupid, Chive shouldn't have politics on here especially someone who works as hard as our president.

        • LOL

          Hope you defended Bush with the same vigor.

          • Ralph Nader

            I highly doubt that. These are the same people who tore Bush apart (right or wrong) during his time in office. In my opinion it would be racist to not ridicule this president as long as they are for his politics, not his skin color.

            • Body Count

              Bush has a way bigger body count. Obama is way behind on blown up women and children and hiring perverts to sodomize bound prisoners. But if he can just pass this budget, he can catch up….

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #7 hahahaha!!!! I think I'd purchase that.

  • IamwhoIam

    Alot of these were funny, but some i didn't get…

  • Bianca

    Racism! Yay!

    • SinisteRtheWickeD

      o_O O_o O_O -_-
      Sorry, I'm looking real hard and i don't see it.

    • That Guy

      Ignorance! Yay!

      • SinisteRtheWickeD

        Then educate us, what exactly do you find racist about those images, other than they are making fun of a man who happens to be black? I'm 100% sincere and would like to know.

        • That Guy

          My claim of ignorance is directed toward Bianca.

    • 4SOC20saint

      haha i love how anyone that doesnt think obama is a gift from the heavens is automatically labeled a racist online god forbid anyone judge political figure based on any issues not pertaining to race…racist

  • Anonymous


  • Train2k

    Nice Chive. Nice to see you always leave the door open for humorous racism.

    • http://twitter.com/withquotation @withquotation

      but if all the jokes against Bush weren't racism? you see a black man, i see the President of the United States. who is the racist?

    • NOUU


      • http://www.chivejumpedshark.com chiveblows

        Sychophant? Slow down there try-hard. And remember: Caps Locks is the cruise control for cool. Keep shouting bud.
        Was Bush ever photo shopped with Malt liquor? Or how about begging in a broken down alley? Or how about at a black barbershop?
        Of course this is racist, it's incredibly racists and The Chive should know better.

  • Frank

    I see jokes about the president. Perhaps its you who is racist?

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  • thatwasntthequestion

    Why did they remove the smoldering doob from #7?

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