Give these people lemons -they make lemonade… and a nuclear weapon out of bellybutton lint. (50 photos)

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  • metalcool36

    #43 When did BMW start making wheelchairs??

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8204704 Josh Peters

    Seems legit

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #42

    "WTF?! Where's my truck gone?!"

  • HaPe

    #42 don't get that?!

    • yep

      its a dude that stands like that all day in New Orleans….. take a pic and he asks $ money… street artist

    • Uh huh

      its a dude that stands like that all day in New Orleans….. take a pic and he jumps in his invisible van and drives off. super hero.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #22 And you thought stubbing your toe on YOUR bed was bad.

    • KyleGamgee

      This one made me laugh loudest.

      • Djblue

        YES!!

        Do that to all four corners, and imagine the fun time my fat butt and my boyfriend could have without worrying about collapsing the bed πŸ™‚

  • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

    #32 Seems safe

    • sixdeadelves

      then comes a slight breeze…

    • soul

      so sketchy…think ima chill down here

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #32 man those Egyptians can build anything…

  • :-D

    N1G4RRRRR RIGGGGGEDDD

  • equalizermax

    #21 Great Idea!

    • jcrans20

      I'm pretty sure that's an actual product

      • its_forge

        Yes, I've seen it on the interwebs someplace, it's a thing that you can buy, not a kludge.

  • fore skin

    Necessity, the mother of invention.

  • Herb

    Meanwhile … In the great state of Texas
    #1 #11 #44

    • texass

      meanwhile, in Alabama.

      • Graham

        Meanwhile, in Arkansas.

  • Cave Johnson

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    • Durka

      I lol'd.

    • wkdfrog

      Portal 2 – class πŸ™‚

    • fed

      or you could get salt and tequila… πŸ˜‰

      • The_Dood

        and triple sec and limes…

  • Didi

    #14 crime!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      As if that would do anything to the laptop… calm down fanboy!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #14 Finally a good use for a Mac notebook!

    • Someone

      They saw sense and put Windows on it.

      • yep

        hahahaha…nice!

      • Graham

        Well played sir

        • Glenn Danzig

          shut the fuck up with that "well played sir" bullshit. this isn't England in the 1800s. and it's not funny because it's "ironic". just shut the fuck up. fuckin' lame-asses.

          • Mike

            Dude…do you need a time out to calm down or maybe just lay off the drugs because they are making you into a big old DB.

    • Malkintosh22

      Except it's actually a binder.

      • its_forge

        I don't think so, I'm pretty sure I see a port on the top front edge of that thing.

  • renlok

    #18 looks like my old toilet flushing system except mine involved a bucket and a tap my old landlord was a dick

    • J.G.

      It's an attachment for washing poop off of baby diapers (cloth diapers that is)

      • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.petty1 Melissa Petty Duckett

        Yup… it's a diaper sprayer. I saw that and I was like… WTF, I have that, too! πŸ™‚ We have it in our hall bathroom so I've had a few curious folks who wondered why we had a vegetable sprayer hooked to our toilet, but that's all it is, and it's mainly used for spraying poo from cloth diapers. You can do a lot of other things with it (amazing what it'll do to a spider stuck in a corner I can't reach). It can even be used for "cleaning" if you get my drift… handy for ladies bringing home a newborn. But yes, WTF it is not. You can buy them at most cloth diaper places.

    • Yuckmeister

      Actually that looks disturbingly like the toilet setup they use in the Middle East, where toilet paper is not used, and your left hand is. The spray attachment is used to rinse off your hand before you leave the stall.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #49 It's a TRAP!!!

    • Royce

      Nebraska eh? Where abouts? I too am in Nebraska.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Capitol city! πŸ™‚

    • ...

      hmm…where's pedobear?

      • Royce

        Ah Lincoln… Chive on from Scottsbluff County!!!!! =D

        • NebraskaGuy

          Chive on, man!!
          Hope you found a way to beat this HEAT and HUMIDITY! Ugh …

      • carl

        driving, duh.

    • Chuck Taylor

      …for fat white girls.

      • Royce

        Nope… We're getting the same thing out here. Horrible weather… Oh well. Que sera sera.

    • OneFastBikerGrrrl

      No, it's not. Listen closely to the picture, bring a Spanish interpreter, though. It says, "Quick! Pull out that motherf*cking board, Hector. We're almost home free!!" Nobody will ever suspect illegals in the back with those shiny rims, euro tail lights, chrome on the wheel wells, and sweet tonneau cover on a 12-year-old-truck.

  • crookedcrow5150

    #39 why didnt I think of that!

    • Guse

      I don't know, but I already am making plans in my head. Maybe like one of those bicycle water bottle holders…

      • crookedcrow5150

        I GOT IT! I will make two out of beer Koozies so they will keep cold and one for each side detachable clip for ready on the move use-thats it ima retire of my idea. "dibbs"

        • DrROBOTO

          too late i stole it and am now rich.thank you though.

          • bob

            Even better i think ill mount a six pack cooler to the old riding Mower.

            • crookedcrow5150

              MERICA!, we need to sit to mow grass o.0

    • Hich

      Mmm… Jeramiah Weed…

      • faemaochasiubao

        Yeah, but that's not the real stuff. Gimme that 100 proof bourbon liqueur, straight. None of that sissy ice crap!

    • Buford_Justice

      already tried it, not that great. shit gets all shaken up real quick

  • Tony

    Would be funny if more then half of these hadn't been posted on There I fixed it weeks ago. Lame.

    • metalcool36

      Then you should just go back to "There I fixed it"…. Maybe they could conjure up something to cure you of your douchiness

      • KeyzerSoze

        and cure you of your faginess.

        • R-Dub

          And you of your chronic screen name stealing.

        • R-Dub

          and you of your chronic screen name stealing

          • R-Dub

            and you and your reposting ability.

    • yep

      You're right Tony, because ALL of us have heard of "There I fixed it" It is such a hugely popular site after all. Here's a little advice for you Tony, and for everyone else that bitches about seeing pics previously elsewhere. NOBODY cares where pics were originally posted. As long as we get a chance to see them, that's all that matters.

      • AOT

        i just heard of the chive yesterday. not very impressed so far.

        • tralfaz

          Then go away.

  • Primo

    #38

    Now just wire a camera on the dash to the TV on the back and you'll be something of a stealth Hummer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1510635060 Michael Brock Warren

      very well said sir

  • Rick

    #43 Like a boss

  • Irishstephen

    #32 This seems safe enough! I guess I'll just go up the OH GOD!! MY LEG!!!! WHY GOD??? WHYYYY???

  • konaehukai

    #39. Never thought of that. I'll have to get one of those for my mower.

    • NebraskaGuy

      It'll just make your beer flat 😦

      • Durka

        Drink it quickly, problem solved.

        • NebraskaGuy

          Yup, no need for a beer holder at all πŸ˜‰

  • MovinFr8

    "Presidential Solutions"

  • chewy

    That Wheelchair is worthless without a M badge…

  • Royce

    Some of those are pretty damn clever…

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