Photo captions for the win (26 photos)

  • TommyB

    #14 Hardly. #4 CREEPY!!! LOL

    • No. Please don't.

      Yay. Politics on theChive. Just what we needed.

      • No. Please don't.

        Not you, TommyB. I mean please Chive don't start posting political photos. This isn't the place for that.

        • TommyB

          I agree, man. This is the one place where everybody gets along. lol

          • The_Dood

            And if we can get along, maybe that means we can have a civilized debate about it… It's up to us to keep things clean, not the Chive.

            • 123

              If you'd like to have a civil conversation about politics there are plenty of other sites out there for you. Keep this shit of the Chive.

          • ChaseTheWalker

            I guess you haven't met Paula and every other Chiver yet…

          • Ricco

            Unless ofcourse someone makes a negative comment about Republicans, then it's ok. Right? You liberal crap.

            • chicago

              Whoa, I think that's you. KCCO brother, looks like you might need a break from the internet for a little bit. Grab some coffee. Smoke some refer. Grab a snack. Fap. Grab a snickers. Maybe put it in the freezer. Fap again. Then, dessert!

      • TommyB

        I had a feeling that photo wouldn't go over well.

      • thom

        They sell a tshirt with Palin's face, that says Ignorance is Bliss, and this makes you uneasy about politics? How about complaining about the political tshirt?

        • DaddyD

          Simple statements of fact are not political.

      • No, Seriously...

        I think Jorge W. Bush was the worst president we ever had – who was actually never really elected. Remember how that all went down… ?

        • Bob

          Hard to take someone who cant spell
          George "Seriously" LOL

    • Mr. Scott

      #14 was creepy too. And so is Leo.

  • chicago

    #1 Not a single Fork given that day

    • etcrr

      problem with spooning your wife?

      • chicago

        why spoon, spatula when we can fork instead

    • Monika

      HA!! 🙂

  • whyme1973

    #11 #13 These made me actually LOL.

  • Leonel_LyL

    #11 Me in just aboot anything in my life. 🙂

  • Jake

    #22 Fucking goddammit! The seatbelt for the passenger seat in my car has been like this for 3 months! It's infuriating as all hell!

    • captain obvious

      fix it?

      • Jake

        Believe me we've tried. It's far more difficult than one might assume.

        • chicago

          survival of the fittest test

        • BentWrenches

          Bring it to the shop,I fix these all the time.

          • saucypants

            Yeah bring it to this fucking guy's shop.

            • truth

              You better hurry before he changes his mind though.

        • Jules-CO

          Are you kidding me? I'm a chick who's not incredibly knowledgeable about fixing cars… And I could fix it! Holey jeeze…You must be from the south.

          • Seth Michaels

            Jules is a fucking whore bag.

          • its_forge

            Or New Jersey. Or Philadelphia. Or North Dakota. Or Wyoming. Or Iowa. Or New Mexico. Or Arizona. Or or or.

            • Ricco

              Of course, because they don't have ignorant crap in Europe right ? LOL Eurotrash LOL

              • its_forge

                Naw there's *plenty* of ignorant and/or arrogant wankers in Europe, but I'm from the South so I'm defending the South. What's it to ya?

          • DoC

            I'm guessing you're not incredibly knowledgeable about anything- especially the South and probably not anything outside of your state lines.

            • hamtime


    • MikeBedlam

      It's worse when it's the driver's side. Much, much worse.

    • MonkeyMadness

      It isn't that hard. Maybe for you it is.

  • King K

    #5 …Nuff said.

    • fact checker

      not steve irwin's?

    • The_Dood

      If enough was said than your comment was unnecessary.

    • Richie Rich

      Yeah I wish it would have gone without saying but you don't seem to shutup!

      • Joe

        I guess no one has seen that movie

  • Frenzifreddie

    #22 – Another First World Problem!

  • 177ike

    Looks like someone tried … and she survived

    • Yup

      I think that was the point of the caption

      • Not a fan

        With all those up thumbs looks like no one else got it either

    • ned kelly

      No mirrors at her place that`s for sure…

  • Just_some_guy

    #26 But I soon will…in a biblical sense.

    • justsaying

      Bad! Very Bad, But still funny!

  • etcrr

    #17 nailed it

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      New Zealanders according to Americans.

      • Guse

        I thought New Zealanders only liked sheep…

    • DutchChiveFan


      • Westerner

        Bullshit…I don't wear a hat!

        • whatever

          Bullshit… I'm never more than a step away from my shotgun!

    • fed

      that's not true, we think you're fatter than them

      love you guys, but i had to do it 😛

  • jasgat66

    #9 Yep…. Pretty disturbing


    #14 Not At All…

    • ezwelchman

      what's with all the thumbs down, do Americans actually miss Bush??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!

      • Irish777

        lol no its just the same 9 or 10 morons that voted for him and still believe he was the second coming

      • Underbaker

        I wouldn't say that it is so much as missing Bush as being so ready to replace Obama. There is still stuff in that Health Care bill that hasn't even started to screw with us yet. Isn't this the year that if you sell your house 10 percent of the sale goes to the Health Care tax?

        • its_forge

          Yeah little kids not dying from untreated sore throats, that's gonna be the end of the ol' US of A man.

          • Asshole Aplenty

            underbaker is correct. go back and do some homework forge

            • its_forge

              My wife is a health insurance broker. Our daughter is unemployable and ineligible for Medicare. She and I read the entire thing and talked about it between us for days. Underbaker doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

              • Underbaker

                When it comes to fucking I know plenty, but I will be the first to admit I am not politically savvy and got my info about that 10 percent sales tax on homes second hand, from checking at it looks like it was only partially true (3.8 percent on sales over 250,000). I'm still tired of Obama and still know that everything has gone up except my pay check over the last 4 years

                • its_forge

                  Well that's kind of true but honestly, everything has gone up except our paychecks for the past 30 or 40 years. The fact that when you adjust for inflation, your salary and my salary since the 1970s is a straight line, and CEO and Wall Street salaries are a horizontal line until the late 90s and then they very quickly become a vertical line that goes right off the top of the chart in the hundreds of millions, is the precise reason I'm not going to be voting Republican any time soon. I don't really like Obama all that much either, but if you don't like the way the economy is right now then it's probably not a very good idea to keep electing the people who get behind the lecterns and say they're going to keep right on doing what we've been doing since 1976, because it's really quite apparent at this point that that ain't workin'.

                  • Underbaker

                    Yeah, but I work for the Military and every time the Dems take control I keep seeing everyone around me losing their jobs and just keep wondering how long until it is me when they are in control. The 2 worst Presidents from the DOD point of view in the last 30 years has been Clinton and Obama. Oh and yes Obama may have pulled us out of Iraq, but most of them soldiers are in Afghanistan now with just a token number coming home.

                    • its_forge

                      ::nod:: Yeah it's a bitch when the Democrats try to balance the budget on the asses of the soldiers. If he can get a handle on the hunnakatrillion dollars we spend every year on shit to blow up brown people with, however, then we can get our economy back and you guys can leave the military and get decent civilian jobs and not have to be shipped all over the planet to hang out in places where the locals only tolerate you at best. (not saying that's true of everywhere, I've heard stories where folks just LOVE us being there)

                    • Underbaker

                      The last time they had a big military draw down there weren't enough decent civilian jobs to go around and unemployment went through the roof.

                    • its_forge

                      That's what I'm sayin', now that "give tax cuts to rich people and they'll give us jobs" has finally been discovered to be complete bullshit, maybe ending wars and saving a shitload of money that would've gone to planes and guns and bombs and 100-trillion-dollar space missile defense systems that produced absolutely nothing and we may as well have just incinerated all that money, maybe this time we'll end up with a recovered economy instead. And also, monkeys flying out all our asses. But yo, maybe.

    • Frank

      John Stewart just isn't as funny without this guy in office.

      • Yup

        Truth ^

    • grunt87

      I'm ready for someone good to be in office. Like someone that can balance a checkbook.

  • tylrd67

    #17 and?

    • Underbaker

      And these are just the guys trying to sell unpasteurized milk.

  • Philip J. Fry

    With #14 and the last post..the Chive has gone political!! No!!!

    • galm666

      Starting a war in Iraq with little/no postwar strategy while also being in another war? Sending units off with less-than-optimal equipment?

      No, not really.

      • Clowns and Jokers

        Don't you have to end a war to have a post-war strategy? I think you meant an exit strategy. You must have went to the same school as him you moron. And this president has made it worse on the troops if you do your research.

        Excerpt from 1/5/12 article: "Washington (CNN) — President Barack Obama unveiled his administration's plan Thursday for a leaner, cheaper military, a reflection of Washington's fiscal belt-tightening and slower national economic growth.

        The president insisted the new strategy — which eliminates the military's ability to actively fight two major wars at once"

        • Vitali

          really, downsizing the us military doesn't mean we can't still kick some major ass. because really, what the fuck can't we do when we have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined?

          or are you really that paranoid?

  • Carmelo

    #14 nope

    • 123

      I think in order to miss someone they have to be gone, and I see this guy all the time. His name is on the back of every broken down pickup in my town and you can't get out of the wal mart parking lot without seeing it at least 30 times.

      • 456

        Yeah, but you have to go to projects to see the current presidents bumper stickers.

        • its_forge

          LOL who in "the projects" has a fucking car?

      • The_Dood

        I see a Bush sticker once for about every 30-40 Obama ones.

  • Mel

    #6 lol

  • Avg Republican

    #14 I may not be smart but hey, I'm white! Meripublicans fuck yea!

    • thepoopsmith

      he only has an MBA…

      • thom

        Everything is about race to libs. Ughh.

        • Avg Republican

          You sir play the 'counter' race card well media puppet!

          • Independent

            And you use sarcasm like a 3rd grader who reads at 5th grade level there sheep. Have a Baaaad day.

  • zachytobaccy

    #7 Eat him? You can't even see him.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Must be his seeing-eye kid.

    • Jollybob

      He'll sniff him out ! ^_^

  • dumes79

    #14. NOPE!!!!

  • Chaos

    #14 Yep, 8 years of Bush is far better than 4 under BO.

    • Scott

      Clearly you didn't actually live in America during those 8 years.

      • Ricco

        There you go again, yes we miss him, his father and Reagan.

        • Mr. Scott

          It's ok, honey, every country has it's retarded population.

    • Si1entStatic

      whatever, I think we need to send him to the middle east to look for his WMD's

      Plus Bush screwed this country so bad that no matter what the next 3 president's do their still screwed

      • The Real World

        You could ask the three to five thousand dead Kurds from Halabja whether they thought Hussein had WMD's – except they're dead. Maybe some of the seven to ten thousand injured are still alive to give an opinion.

        And as a friend pointed out: If the cops told me for 12 years they were going to come into my house to look for pot, I could probably find a place to hide it where they wouldn't find it.

        • HydrogenBond

          You also can't ask the HUNDRED THOUSAND Iraquis that have died since he chose to invade for no reason.

        • Mr. Scott

          Gee, Saddam must've been as good at hiding as Osama bin Laden.

    • truth

      To paraphrase S. Weaver, "Now they are just pissing on us without the decency of calling it rain.".

    • ezwelchman

      your country is so fucked up because of this clown you probably won't even realize it for another 8 years…..agreed with Si1entStatic 83p , any president you had elected woulda been fucked!!

      • Asshole Aplenty

        ezwelchman if you are so smart then fix your own country before worrying about the U.S.A.

    • 123

      It should tell you a lot about the audience here at the chive that this comment has 3 thumbs up and the ones saying "nope" all have over 10 thumbs down.

    • Andrew

      yup –

  • marcussam

    #3 OR a feminist Goddess's dildo rather…

  • jared

    #4…"Did you know the dumbbells in my hands weigh 8 lbs.?"

  • thatguy

    #14. Sadly, yes

    • Dave's not here man

      The only thing I can imagine you all miss is the stuttering, bumbling, and idiotic one liners he pulled on a constant basis.
      "Fool me once, shame on you…….a fool me can't get fooled again". Irony at its finest!

    • HydrogenBond

      The only person that misses him is the guy who missed him with his shoe

    • Adam

      Osama bin Laden misses him, too.

      • Vitali

        HA. nice.

        I think Ghadaffi might miss him too.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Where"s the PedoBear?

  • noway jose

    #14 Nope. And please no more politics on the Chive.

    • noway jose

      Pictures of so and so politician doing so and so politics is one thing…like a spread of Politicians and their dogs or something. But please don't put things like this picture up. I don't come here for the politics I come here for the funny pics and the boobs…and to Chive.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        It's not like he is campaigning here for something. This picture is funny cause it's true! No politics involved. You are the one making it political.

        • 123

          It's not funny because its not true. It's only not political to you because you agree with it. If it was a sign saying "Fuck George W Bush" I'd love it and think it wasn't political too.

    • imyourhuckleberry

      Yup. I love when people don’t like political humor bc the content pokes fun at their annointed one

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