• passwordistaco

    Well done sir!

  • Crazy tv Lenny

    Boom . Yes I love that

  • jag

    Morning all

  • 'berto


  • Chopper

    This doesn't seem weird enough for Letterman. No mention of New York, or current political candidates, etc. Did anyone actually see this one broadcast? It's funny, but I doubt Dave did this.

    • Wally W

      Yeah, doesn't quite seem his style.
      You can search for it on the show's website.
      They archive all Top 10s.

    • GernBlansten

      It's on the internet, so it must be true…..:S

    • TiminPhx

      You are right. He never did this list. It's like those stupid E Mails that sent out, with something Carlin said, when in fact he never did.

      People think the material will stand or actually be read, if it's attributed to a name.

      Letterman would never do anything pro-gun. And you are right, he would have worked in some tired Dick Cheney joke in there about shooting your friend.

    • Erin Neu

      as if Dave ever wrote any of them himself? ha! i dont think so

    • Silverstone

      Of course he didn't do it. Letterman can't do anything without kissing Obama's ass in the process!

  • Edd
    • Chivin' Dutchman

      Why dislike this?

  • Dorkfish


  • echogeo

    On Valentine's Day, no less. Brilliant.

    • Abby Normal

      I will just spend Valentines day with my guns now

  • Gallus

    They were all funny, but #1 made me laugh out loud. Good job, Dave.

    • MGDHoki

      Good Job Dave's Writers…..

      • DrROBOTO

        I thought for sure number 1 would be you can legally shoot your gun but you cant shoot your woman

  • ang

    Im a girl and I agree. Lol

  • Mag

    Bout time someone hit it rite on the $

  • Snake Plissken

    Guns are awesome!

  • that_one_guy

    Yeah, but you can't have sex with a gun.

    …..wait, does Japan still exist?
    I retract my earlier statement.

  • time4taco

    i tried to have sex with my gun to see if i'd like it more, but now my penis hurts and there's a lot of blood around me and my room.

    • Ady

      I take it your Gun went off prematurely

  • goldengekko1

    absolutely brilliant haha love those facts

  • Penrath

    Challenge Accepted!

    You can enjoy a beer all month long
    Beer stains wash out
    You don't have to wine and dine beer
    Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
    When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
    Hangovers go away
    A beer label comes off without a fight
    Beer is never late
    Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
    Beer never gets a headache
    After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
    A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
    If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
    A beer always goes down easy
    You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
    You can share a beer with your friends
    You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
    Beer is always wet
    You can have a beer in public
    A beer doesn't care when you come home
    A frigid beer is a good beer
    You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
    You don't have to pay a lawyer to change beers

    • Devin

      Did you steal this from Bob and Tom?

  • L

    Flawless Victory!!!

    • etcrr

      10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

      9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

      8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

      7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

      6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

      5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

      4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog

      3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

      2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

      1. A dog does not shop.

  • SuperDanMan4290



  • ramon

    That is correct sir on all fronts!!!!

  • beasty

    A gun doesn't mind it when you take your girlfriend out and shoot it.

  • jOEBOB


  • VFR_Dude

    Meh, not bad but not overly hilarious. I guess I'll never understand America's fascination with firearms.

    • Lakeview

      The fascination has to do a little with (1) the means by which America achieved its independence, (2) the rights of its people to keep and bear arms to ensure it is not oppressed by its government, and (3) America's appreciation for protecting lives of the innocent.

      • Guest

        very little

    • Ethan Shuster

      This also isn't really about guns. It's about making fun of women.

  • Matt


  • justin

    you can legally shoot a gun.

  • wisemx

    My wife is a hot Brazilian, love my Magnum Revolvers but they are second to her. 😉
    Viva Brasil 🙂

    • Al Gore

      brazil can suck on deez nuts. i bet your wife is a tranny right? fuckin cock sucker

      • wisemx

        Keep calm and Chive on or please come meet me in person. 😉

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