I do what I want (25 Photos)


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  • akbrown006

    #13
    Fuck that guy

    • Bon_nie

      Well said sir!

    • MattKL

      No, I don't believe they will be.

    • Logicyup

      Can't I just ignore him? Maybe throw a brick at him or something? He'd probably enjoy getting fucked.

    • jean.

      What guy?

      • akbrown006

        Jean, is that you in the picture?

        • jean.

          You caught me 😉

    • remotelyoperated

      He definitely doesn't deserve that.

  • DereK 8 []

    #13 Winner
    's

  • etc4779

    #2 Oh No He DIIIIAAANT!!

    • Shameless1

      He's a monster…he must be stopped

    • BostonChiver.

      Those things are far too tasty….I want to buy 100 empty ones and just have them around the house.

  • Nick

    #24 my heart skipped a beat. That girl is cute!

    • College Dave

      FIND HER!!

    • HatBomb

      MOARRRR!!!!

    • Chris

      FIND HER CHIVE!!!!!!

  • BigMIKe

    #1
    yeaaa you might not win that battle

    • 0CanadianBacon0

      unless its Chuck Noris in the car!

    • Si1entStatic

      Unless your Steve Irwin and you're going to shove this car up that unsuspecting jumbo jets bum hole and see what happens….

  • Logicyup

    #13 No please, keep going.

    • BMD004

      HE IS GAY!!!

      • Yups

        So are they. But all that's fine by me.

  • BigPup

    #1 Those assholes are ALWAYS holding up the fast lane!

  • Jeff

    Chive find both ladies in #13! Please!!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #2 Don't waste your time like I did. It's just an orange tortilla. Dorito's have seasoning.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Aw that's lame. I've made some killer nachos with doritos before so I thought it would be good.

      • etc4779

        Hmmm nachos with doritos…..I thinks I might try

    • Craigery

      The one I had was covered in Dorito seasoning. Maybe you just got a bad one.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Dude, I even went to another Taco Bell a few days later. Same thing! No seasoning!!

        • Craigery

          I don't know what to tell ya, man. I licked the orange seasoning off my fingers when I was done.

          • Paula

            Yeeeaah… Then what….

    • BostonChiver.

      Mine was breathtakingly delicious.

      • tommytwotime

        I cried while I ate my first one

      • Ned_Plimpton

        The Frito burrito from a month or so ago was the BEST!!!

        • BostonChiver.

          That and the frito breakfast burrito at sonic were hot fire.

        • UGTP

          not the same as the Frito Burrito from back in the day though…. MMMMMM so delicious.

        • tommytwotime

          oh dude the frito burrito is also up there on my top favs from taco bell. that shit is also ridiculously good

    • organix85

      Mine definitely had seasoning… slight orange tint to the fingers when done too.

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Shut your mouth Plimpton! How dare you talk about the bell that way. The greatest day of my life is when I ate one of those and had sex with your mother. AT THE SAME TIME.

      • Yups

        Had yourself two funky tasting tacos, did ya now?

  • Bon_nie

    #2 Woah, that's just crazy!!

  • Martin_McFly

    #7 Asshat. Most probably this set off the Fire Suppression Alarm to the building its meant to service and the Fire Department more than likely had to come out.. What a dick.

    Some of the people in this album really deserve to be kicked in the balls…

    Rant over.. sorry.. Chive On

    • Gonads

      Or maybe he IS a firefighter in his streets.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I could be wrong but it looks kinda small to be a FDC for a sprinkler system. Every one that I've seen has a connection for a normal sized fire hose.

      • Martin_McFly

        Totally depends on the Authority Having Jurisdiction.. but its not an FDC, just a regular hose valve. Blows my mind that its outside, though.. Must be in an area that never drops below 50 degrees outside.

        • frankus

          palm trees in the background. probably a year round warm area

    • KLT

      Or maybe he's Al Gore

  • Biggus Diccus

    #2 Are the Dorito tacos any good? Haven't tried it yet.

    • etc4779

      Im sure it makes your anus bleed like anything else they make….

      • Logicyup

        That sounds like it is more than a taco bell issue, you might want to get that checked out.

        • Craigery

          I've eaten Taco Bell my whole life, never had any issues like that. Maybe your ass is bleeding because you're not using lube during sex.

          • thedude325

            Maybe more of a chipotle issue…

            • Daniel Tosh

              He needs chipotle-away

              • Billy Mays

                HI! BILLY MAYS HERE! DID SOMEONE SAY CHIPOTLE-AWAY?

    • Craigery

      They're awesome!

    • maxchiver

      nothing special. I would have been pissed if I was that guy that drove 400 miles for a $1.29 taco though.

    • tommytwotime

      I'm sure the secret ingredients include unicorn tears and magic. they are that good

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Yeah, they're pretty good………

  • Jeff

    #4, I triple dog dare you!

    • Logicyup

      If you get to double dog dare and they still won't do it, there is no point in trying. They have by this point proven themselves a pansy and you are free to point, laugh, and question their manhood.

      • Hucks

        You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!

  • http://www.mcraephotography.ca McRaePhoto

    #13 Activist Level MOAR Please

  • Martin_McFly

    #5 Handicap or not.. these tires are getting slashed!

  • The best

    #3
    The bottom half of this pick should just be on it's own…

  • Woodrowrules

    #24 FIND HER!

    • R-Dub

      Has there ever been a female on this site that has not gotten a FIND HER from some douche?

      • TerryToughTits

        ROR

  • MattKL

    #13 This.

  • ugh

    #5 Is an asshole.

  • flight_crash

    #19 Mom…?????

    • wall-e

      Helena montana.
      probably a yuppie transplant.

      • bobbobbob

        nope, not a Hummer that's been on pavement it's whole life.

    • MT Mouse

      Hey! This was taken in Helena, MT! Not too far from my house, at Helena Industries. Keep Calm and Chive on Montanans!!

  • Anna

    #20 lolololol

  • Trav

    The abundant anarchy in this album is atrocious! Prosecute them all!1!

  • Chicago Chiver

    #4 – It's all fun and games until it eats your hundred.
    #13 – This is excellent.

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm
    • LucretiusCarus

      I wonder if you put Dave Mustaine in a microwave if he'd whine like a bitch the whole time or if his head would just fucking explode already.

      • Craigery

        Maybe he'd be protected by that thick layer of santorum he's coated with.

    • kw1q51lv3r

      NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BRAVE NEW WORLD

      X-Factor or Virtual IX is fine but NOT BRAVE NEW WORLD

      • Squirrel

        Bring this savage back home

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #13 Best I do what I want ever (not that hard, but still, this is outstanding)

    • LucretiusCarus

      Two hot chicks making out is pretty much the best anything ever.

      Holy shit, when did that dude with the sign get in the pic?

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