Homeless people are hilarious (29 Photos)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    It's cause they're smart…a lot of homeless people were making $35,000/yr 3-5 years ago.

    • Bum

      There was a story out there that certain "homeless people" we're clearing over $300,000 a year back in the day.

      • F.S.M.

        How fucking gullible are you? If they "bummed" every single day of the year, they would have to AVERAGE $820 a day. Maybe think before you repeat crap like that eh.

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Local TV station set up a hidden camera at an intersection in downtown Atlanta. Conservative estimate is that the team of soap dodgers working the corner managed to pull down about $2000 that day.

          It happens.

          • Unfkngblvbl


          • passwordistaco

            "soap dodgers" love it, you rock GB

        • D-Wiz

          its news bro. you know like cnn and stuff. tmz doesn't count. although even they would probably mention it. put down the xbox controller sometime.

          • Mainstream sucks

            Lol CNN is not a reasonable news source..

            • its_forge

              About 70% less biased than Fox though.

      • hater

        What city do they clear 100000

    • Dolly Parton

      Chris Rock "If a homeless man has a funny sign…he hasn't been homeless very long. A real Homeless guy is too HUNGRY to be FUNNY!"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535375335 Dwayne Snooks

      Shit yeah dude those fuckers are working the system when the do it right

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535375335 Dwayne Snooks


  • labatanga


    The one I actually laughed at.

    This morning, a homeless man told me I reminded him of his son. I asked how, and he said, 'because I want to kick your ass, too.'

    I'll be taking an alternate route to my car this afternoon.

    • Adriana


    • MylesofStyles

      I tried to tell a "knock-knock" joke to a homeless person. He didn't get it.

  • Ricky Ross

    #5 capitalism at its finest

  • Ricky Ross

    #29 Extra points for creativity

  • Jezdezpez

    #12 LOL, did anyone else go to that URL too?

    • insanely great

      yep, can't help myself!

      • Jezdezpez

        me too lol

        • carl

          good stuff. watched the video.

    • Greg the Keg

      looks like the guy from home alone isn't doing so well these days

  • Guy


    • insanely great

      😉 ❤

      • ...

        get a room you 2

        • insanely great

          wanna join.. lol 😉 ❤

          • Guy

            I'm game

            • Dude

              hey, aren't you the guy…?

  • celticsquid

    I will give a dollar or two depending on creativity.
    Love #3!

  • Come At Me Bro

    I accidentally ordered 2 men's XL black BFM shirt who wants it.

    • insanely great

      I'll have it – it might fit over my bewbs 😉

      • James Woods

        I sense sarcasm

    • ChestRockwell

      I do i do i do i do

    • Always Last

      Sell it on ebay and make all your money back.

      • nugget_stain

        BAHAHA it's cute when I read proof of someone's first day of interwebs

        And a double hhwhammy!!

    • Killa Cal

      Me Me ME!!!!!! caleb.pierce@uleth.ca

    • sonia gleason

      i do! emy10284@aol.com please email me please !!

    • Adam

      Email me please adamsanchez7135@Yahoo.com

    • Knight806

      I could use one.

  • Capton

    #17 it's a trap

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #1 At least he is honest.

    • hydrogenbond

      He's doesn't look homeless, he just looks like a self-righteous troll.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Half these people look like Occupy protesters.

  • Dude Imbibes

    Truth be told, I'm more likely to give someone spare change just for being creative.

  • TheUChiver

    #9 If I laughed at this one, does that mean I have to send him some cash?

    • MAX

      its only fair! u laugh u pay! besides. hes homeless how would u feel if u cudnt check up the chive every dayyyyyyy……….. THATS IT!!!! THAT WILL BE MY SIGN WHEN IM HOMELESS!!!!!!

      "How would you feel if you could not check up the chive everyday? KKCO"

    • dante37

      Vancouver, BC. I see him all the time. Send me the cash and I'll make sure he gets it.

  • LIJay

    Just about all of these would get a buck from me! KCCO!

    • Douche McDoogle

      only a buck?

    • keepnitreal

      So nice of you to support your local drug dealers.

      • LIJay

        HAHA, local drug dealers?? Let's hit on 2 points here. First and most obvious is that you must be some sort of dunce to jump to such a ridiculous conclusion. Second. Even the shittiest of drug dealers has a few bucks in his pocket and doesn't have to be homeless. Thanks for playing, have a nice day.

  • karas23

    Holy sh*t saw #7 today…he has a dog now…poor puppy….

    • Smartass

      The dog's name is Emergency Food Supply.

      • Obama

        Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom.

    • tits McGee

      that's a goood dogyyyyy goood

  • not real

    i call BS on most of these….

  • Hendo

    #17 ftw.

  • Dakota

    this was moderately hard to fap to

    • insanely great

      helps at hand #22

    • Monte Chiver

      Moderately?? Ur a tougher man than I. I only got a small tingle

  • Werzy

    Funniest ever #23

  • insanely great

    #8 wow my ideal person…
    #9 still smiling.

    • Willy Nilly


  • tv_paul

    #10 Bender's Dad?

  • Dude Imbibes

    #22 Hilarious! I have to rinse my eyes out with bleach now but hilarious.


    Really Chive?….

    • John

      Seriously, between this and the "Russian Mail Order Brides" (who are usually indentured/prostitutes) there is a huge blind spot with the Chive's personal compass. There is literally a guy with a sign reading, "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" on this post, if you can't see why that's sad, then you need more good people in your life.

      What's next? The Chive hosts bumfights?

      • Ricky Ross

        Bum fights would be a modern age Hunger Games…..people will come….it's 'Merica

      • Awesomeo

        Id visit here even more for bum fights!

      • diwnwithmac

        I completely agree, but blame mac, not the chive, mac always posts garbage like this.


      Really Michael, you fucking douche nugget?

    • SirCtheIII

      These guys write funny signs to show that they still have a sense of humor. Did you lose yours being a stuck up prick?

      • Doby

        Fuck you cunt. I bet you're living off mom and dad. I hope you know what it's like to need. Like need aids medication, you rancid, rabid, infected cunt.

        • Corny

          You really should see a doctor about having that pole up your ass removed.

      • downwithmac

        Its not about having a sense of humor or being stuck up you dolt.. There is NOTHING FUNNY about being homeless… And making a goddamn post about it for us to laugh at is nothing short of juvenile and just downright awful…

  • Gera723

    #15 very clever!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/b.singer18 Ben Singer

      i've seen this guy before! he's in san diego. him and another bum were yelling at each other, i think they were in a turf war

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #2 I'm 6'3… More like in the balls.

    • SanDiego

      cool story, bro

    • FrankGibbons


  • I heart etcrr

    wheres "i'll suck your d^^k for a dollar"? After buying a happy meal, i used to love copping a gobbie with the change.

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