Soooo…. you got wasted (34 Photos)

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  • Boomer Sooner

    #28 Worst taste in booze… ever.

    • Mike2

      Where the hell are his legs?!

      • childishgambino

        neither of them have legs…

        • Mem-2

          Where they're going with that shit booze they don't need legs…

      • abc

        maybe because they were about to get "legless"?? (such a bad joke)

    • Child Please

      Correction. Cheapest tast in booze ever. College has that effect.

    • Tim

      hmm natty light, ever clear, and cheap ursans vodka yeah these guys are probably from Wisconsin 🙂

      • Shenanigans

        That is the state that comes to mind when you think of 'wanna-be douchebags wearing DC hats and shorts below their ass that think a fridge full of piss' is cool.

        • ship dit

          Obviously you have never been to Wisconsin……they have WI booze taste but most Wisconsinites would be wearing jeans or camo – not that douchy shit you see there…..but there is always exceptions…..KCCO!!!!

          • Shenanigans

            I live 10 min from Wisconsin and they wear douchey shit all the time, usually going in to WalMart or TacoBell. So 1) You're wrong and 2) KCCO

            • BigOtis

              If that 10 mins means IL, you have no place to judge douchy-ness. 🙂

              • Liv

                seconded, FIBs

                • Indeed

                  don't be jealous love…

      • BigOtis

        Funny – I live in Wisconsin and thought the exact same thing…..except when I was in college, we drank Busch Light…..ahhhhh, good times……..

    • boob_cuddle

      I was just going to say that. I would imagine real chivers had better taste. Even if you're in college.

      • mid13

        sippin on Yuengling. it's how i convince people to be friends with me =D

    • IRawdoggedyurgf

      Sometimes its quantity over quality….we all weren't spoiled rich kids in college

      • Brahma

        You can be better tasting beer for like $1 more a case.

        • Mem-2

          Preach on, brother. Natty Light is some really nasty stuff. Tastes like a batch of very cheap beer mixed with kerosene.

        • Richard_Nixon

          They said I could be anything, so I became better tasting beer.

    • mopar_man

      Agreed. I can't imagine chugging that stuff.

    • Natty light?

      The shirts are the only quality product in this photo

    • shirt nonsense

      Go IRISH!

    • 5280Blazing

      Dude it's college. Alcohol list for guys in college = cheap beer, captain morgan, everclear, and some colered fruity shit for the bitchez.

      • 5280Blazing

        F YOU in advance that is how I spell colered and I am sticking to it.

  • jamie

    Looks like my entire weekend

  • Kevin

    I was almost that way last night as well. Thankfully, no evidence. But who puked in the mailbox?

  • Gru

    Alcohol poisoning is cool!!

  • humperdink

    #33 looks like he just came from a Dada Life show

    • John Jones

      looks like he is praying to Mecca

  • Kisha

    Banana down!

  • Peter Griffin

    #28 looks bro-tastic bros, ill be right over with the x-box and dildos

    • YaDouche

      Bro! Bro! Wait! Naty ice Bro! Let me fix my DC hat bro! Bro!! Naty Ice!!! Bro!!!!!!!

    • Bro


      • Drew Brees

        about to butt chugg probably

  • AnyoneForCoffee



  • fire

    Living vicariously through you guys…. I had to work :/ KCCO!

  • Justin Strouse

    #28 not sure I would be proud of that picture being on the chive, that beer is f**king gross

    • YaTools

      These are the kids that come to mind when you think of college date rape.

      • Macro

        My thoughts exactly. Fix your f**king hat already.

        • douche

          By throwing it away preferrably.

    • whatthe

      forget that, where the fuck are their legs

  • OhioChiver

    #22 But seriously, if they knew what that funnel and tube were used for in prison, they wouldn't be so keen on sticking it in their mouths.

  • John Knolhoff

    #18 glad I wasn't on that flight

    • Child Please

      You kidding? I feel like I missed out.

      • Susannah Brokl

        I love them.

  • drink beer

    I hate waking up and seeing Dicks drawn all over my face.. Worst is knowing they were traced

  • kbizzle

    #19 cracked me up more than any of these today 🙂 dumb snail.

    • Nevenem

      funny thing is that he is home!

  • Ice

    #12 looks like a total sausage fest

  • *dash*

    #25 is hilarious

  • Billybco

    #5 who's the red head

    • Macro

      Three hotties and a bunch of nerds.

  • Mateo

    Alcoholic insanity is thinking that this life is the only normal one, "we can no longer differentiate the true from the false". It is fun to look at, hell to live through.There is nothing better than waking up next to a girl with vomit, semen and urine on her breath, yum

    • jessicarabbit

      take it down a notch. or just stop hanging out with freaky girls. orrr just stop peeing in their mouths after she vomits.

      • Mateo

        read the first three sentences again, The last one is sarcasm.

        • Shiguy

          Wow….just wow, because you are a tool.

  • Steve

    #17 I like.

    • Matt

      Wonder how much he paid for that?

  • Child Please

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up.


    • Yourstupidassparents

      you are the one wasting money time your health and well being, killing brain cells, your liver, you are becominig the poster child for AA and I'm the child riiiight.

  • Mike Ho.

    <img src=""/&gt; #7 you suck , don't waste suck great ass.<img src=""/&gt;

    • Shenanigans

      DaFuq you just say?

      • Aaron

        I'm guessing he meant to say such. He probably likes to suck though, based on his name.

    • Schm0ss

      He's still probably trying to figure out how he got pink eye.

  • Fred Flintstone

    #3 Done got chocolate-wasted

  • IRawdoggedyurgf

    #9 Dear diary….jackpot!

    • Dub_B_U


    • wgw

      White girl wasted!

  • Macro

    #28 Gentlemen, we have found the douchebag headquarters.

  • jess

    #7 DUDE WAKE UP!!!!

    • bkfrijoles

      your gonna get pink eye

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