Would the Internet lie? (29 Photos)

  • Dork


    THANK YOU! That is exactly what I have been saying!!!!!!!!

    • Pants

      If it were me I'd make ten movies instead and laugh as I got richer off all the people who would pay to see every single one.

      • Fontaner

        Still a good movie regardless.

    • RockFF

      If you do a little research you'd know why it's a trilogy.

      • eggnog

        Here's your research. I read the book. Not a trilogy.

        • Matt
          • http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

            The Hobbit 2: Electric Boogalo!
            The Hobbit 3: The Search For More Money!

        • socalmarti

          Right on, and exactly why I'll just wait for the dvd's or hbo or something…

        • Dork

          Snap! Thanks eggnog!

      • Dork

        Mmmnmmm sorry. To busy Chiving 🙂

    • Kailua Chiver

      Pretty sure "Return on the King" was two parts. . .

    • Melkhiordarkblade

      Well no sorry, the Hobbit trilogy will aslo contain the Fall of the Necromancer story, which explains Gandalfs absence during alot of the Hobbit story, so it's actually 2 unabridged stories in 3 movies.

    • videologic

      Normally the problem with movies based on books is that books have more content than a movie so they have to shrink it down. In the hobbit it will have a paragraph describing a battle, in the movie they will have a whole action sequence.

      + theyve added lots of footnotes and other stuff in. Why shouldnt these movies try to be more epic than the original book? Im glad they are doing it

  • wantomas

    #7 Henry Rollins would destroy you at anything.

    • http://www.moogit.org Moogit

      Yeah, but he would only do it if Keith Morris did it first.

      • wantomas

        Ha. The only thing Morris ever destroyed was his nasal septum. But I can understand your partiality to circle jerks.

      • bill

        Keith Morris would quit half way through because it was too much like work

  • crustybubblechunks

    #11 Is absolutely hilarious. I must test this

  • IrishInNJ

    Walking Dead meets Heroes #27

  • Hrdwood

    #12 In order to call it rape, she has to prove he did it on porpoise…

    • envymv89

      yeah, no reason to blow this hole thing out of proportion…

      • wantomas

        people who flipper out about the whole thing are overreacting

        • tv_paul

          Well when they speak they do sound like Quagmire.

        • Bob franklin keith

          Man, this subject is getting sonar annoying

    • The_Ger

      This happened to Hank on King of the Hill one time, and Bobby became addicted to capers.

    • Pretty Smile

      Nature has a way of shutting that down.

  • PDiddily420

    Nice! Someone else who uses the pirate language setting on facebook.


    • 16inchzipper


    • goodonesgone

      "… get more starsier"…?

      I don't get it….

  • epic ass is epic

    #29 Yup

  • minz

    #1 u cry because of the sulfur vapour that is released by the onion reacts with water around your eye producing sulfuric acid

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Phantastic stuph, that's phor sure.

    • Pokes

      I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

      • minz

        I don't talk about onions at parties. I talk about med school.

        • SUPer4Life

          Yep…Like Pokes said….a lot of fun at parties…

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      #1 is " Bill Squire " drawling !! 😀 …He's a Chiver and Comedian !!

      Loved his last show ! https://www.facebook.com/comedianbillsquire

  • Gonz

    #22 honey boo boo in about 6 years.

  • boldspoo

    #23 Alcohol is a molecule… beer or mixed drinks would be a solution. Come on cat, learn to science.

    • G_Had

      Actually alcohol is a chemical group, ethanol is the molecule known as drinkable alcohol.

    • FarmBoy

      Mmmm-ma-mmmm-ma-mmmm-mama says you're both wrong. Alcohol is the devil.

    • JMZ

      Alcohol.. the cause and solution to all problems. -Homer Simpson-

    • painexplosion

      alcohol is actually a compound. good sir an organic chemical

  • Richard

    #25 Yeah…yeeeah…EAT that gummi worm, you slut!

  • Trav1121

    #12 Omg! Aquaman has taught them evil things…

  • Trav1121

    #24 Eh, indeed!

    • NoodlumNad

      Yea it was originally supposed to be called C.N.D. But after saying every letter by saying 'Eh' it got written down incorrectly.

      • MyOneCanadianJoke

        I think it goes like this: Did you know "Canada" used to be spelled with only three letters? C, eh?, N, eh?, D, eh?…

  • Bob Bob

    How do you get text like #17 on FB??????

    • mjt

      Account General Settings > Languages > English (pirate)

  • nouu

    #16 msybe..but at least there fathers are part of there lives more often than black fathers.

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      Maybe school should have been a bigger part of your life.

    • Ba Durr

      Yay! You win the biggest douche of the day award. To claim your prize; simply punch yourself in the nuts. It's for humanity.

      Also learn English. *maybe + *their (ya fuckin' douche)

    • eggnog

      Because white people are the only ones with nannies and who take their dogs out in public? How bout we drop the race crap and say, "some people"? Oh, he can do that because he is black. Got it. Moving on. Nothing to see here…

      • French Montana

        Because white people weren't enslaved and oppressed for hundreds of years.

        • Just Sayin'.... Word

          And neither were any Black Americans alive today.

    • clover

      It looks like Westboro has found the Chive.

  • John

    some of these would make better shirts than the ones you had up the other day

    • Jen


  • Robinsos

    I totally read #22 in Arnold's voice.

  • tv_paul

    #25 Hey, didn't that used to belong to Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi

    • Guest

      I'll take 2 then!

    • Notknowing

      I just threw up, a little, in my mouth.

  • Porcelain

    #17 These guys probably have no girlfriends.

  • Stick

    I wooooon the sack race, SACK RACE!

  • KatieOKCCO

    #25 Vat19 makes some pretty funny videos.

  • sfb101

    #14 Win!

  • http://pepito115.wordpress.com pepito115

    #24 Can't spell Canada without "eh".

    • Guest

      Oh! I see what you did there.

      • MyOnlyCanadaJoke

        Canada used to be spelled with only three letters… C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

  • SkillinVillain

    #28 Lies, in 2057 cords will be illegal and games will be played in VR inside a holo-deck….

    • lucky

      Also, I'm pretty sure that's Ron Paul on the left

  • Pete

    #17 props for the pirate setting, but I'd shoot myself if they were my friends… Typical wanna be losers who still think 'women can't drive' and 'kitchen' jokes don't mark them out as broken units… Not to mention as original as sliced bread. Didn't think I'd see shite like this on the Chive

    • Josh

      There are entire posts basically objectifying women and you didn't expect kitchen jokes?

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