When you start dating someone new, there’s a lot of pretending going on, as in, you always look this good, always smell like a fresh mountain stream, and manscaping? Who me? I’m always this coiffed!
And one of the biggest things that both men and woman hide; farts. We pretend we don’t, but at some point, it slips out. You laugh too hard, or you’re just on the verge of sleep, or it just gets to be too much after that last fish taco.
In reality, everyone farts. In fact, there’s a lot of different ways to say it, so it must be pretty normal.