Even Olivia Wilde is rocking the Farley 2016 tee. It returns at noon EST this Friday and they will sell out quickly. Sign up to be alerted ahead of time RIGHT HERE!
Tomorrow in Austin, we’re getting bikini-clad babes to wash cars for a great cause!
Let me repeat that: Babes. Carwash. Water. Suds. Come on down, y’all.
But if the “babes” thing didn’t tempt you enough, here’s the full story: We’ve put together a paddle-boarding team to row 21 miles up a lake — from one dam to another dam — to raise money. It’s a yearly event here known as Tyler’s “Dam that Cancer,” which benefits the nonprofit The Flatwater Foundation.
This charity gives people diagnosed with cancer (and their loved ones) access to counseling and mental health support. As you can imagine, that’s a time when they all truly need it. So if you’re in Austin, our carwash will be in the Brazos St. cul-de-sac at 3pm. We’re going to follow it up with a Happy Hour here at the office from 4 until 6 p.m.
If you can’t make either, but want to show off your Chive side, click here to head to our fundraising page and help theChive team reach their goal of $16,000. Special shoutout to Starlite Vodka, Resignation Brewery and Mighty Swell for being our major sponsors on this. And obviously, to the Flatwater Foundation, for giving hope to the deserving.
Nathan Fillion’s Twitter, because it is awesome.
“Never Trust a Fart”
– Abe Lincoln
You asked for it, and the tee is finally available RIGHT HERE!
Look at our faces next to adult film star, Asa Akira. We look way too happy. Everything you wanted to know about the porn industry but were afraid to ask is on the table for the next Chive Podcast. This might be my favorite yet and you can listen to it tonight around midnight RIGHT HERE!
