When you finally meet face-to-face with a right swipe and things aren’t going well, you’re going to be trapped for at least 45 minutes. Or are you? Using the hashtag #HowToEscapeADate, Twitter sounded off on the best ways to ditch that not-so-special someone.
No matter what he's talking about, bring the conversation back to your cat.
"I love to travel."
"My cat's an explorer."
— McKenzie (@SilverCricket9) February 13, 2017
#HowToEscapeADate get into a loud argument with the voices in your head
— a random guy (@I_am_not_E) February 13, 2017
#HowToEscapeADate Tell him you have a forensics degree and no one will ever find his body. (I've done this often. Works like a charm.)
— Natalie Faulk (@NatalieFaulk) February 13, 2017
— Maria Tureaud (@BuckinghamsBabe) February 13, 2017
#HowToEscapeADate ask him what names he wants to name the children
— Julissa Ponce (@JulissaPonce83) February 13, 2017
*phone rings* Okay be right there.
My husband needs me back at home so I guess we should wrap this up.
— _Just Nich_ (@RunFarLiveHappy) February 13, 2017
#HowToEscapeADate – a single long Dab all the way from table to door
— Josh Keaton (@joshkeaton) February 13, 2017
Open Tinder in front of your date (true story) #HowToEscapeADate
— Dana Gold (@DanaGeezus) February 13, 2017
There's a new hashtag: #HowToEscapeADate
I don't have any tips, but the last dozen or so women I went on first dates with are masters at it
— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) February 13, 2017
spill all your food on the floor and begin to eat it with your hands. #HowToEscapeADate
— April Rose S (@april86rose) February 13, 2017