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Admit it, you need a new party trick. You haven’t been able to elbow drop a pong table since the surgery. No one will let you blow fire with a lighter and vodka since that mishap with Sharon (her bangs looked stupid anyway). And your infamous “batwing”, where you tap someone on the shoulder and they turn around to be greeted by the sight of your scrotal skin stretched to its maximum wingspan, just doesn’t illicit the same jovial response as it did back in your college days (why does everyone become such a lame when they get married and have kids?)
Fear not. The “chair trick” is safe, clean, and will absolutely blow people’s mind holes. BEHOLD:
