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“Went out for a romantic dinner with the then-wife. She was being unusually flirty, showing cleavage, goes to rest room, brings back panties in her hand and gives to me. Says she couldn’t wait to get back home, etc.
So, arrive back home. She tells me to meet in the basement where we have our entertainment room and tv while she changes into something for the evening.
Huge boner. Go down the stairs, start taking off my pants.
Surprise!!!! About 30 friends in the basement for an early surprise b-day party.
I fell backwards on the stairs, could feel my heart racing and barely covered boner (fortunately) rapidly deflating.
Would rather have had the intended evenings activities. And didn’t end up getting any b-day sex.” – u/wordsmif
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