“Stapled my thumbs together. After 3 minutes of painful hand spinning I used my teeth to pull it out.
Was playing with a stapler in my hands while watching my brother playing some PC games. Then suddenly felt pain in my thumbs . Also it hurt as fuck, but I kept quiet because I didn’t want my brother to see how stupid I am. After I pulled that thing out, the 2 tiny red dots on my thumbs didn’t bleed, but They burned like fire.” – u/R3m3mb3rM3