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We make fun of marriage quite a bit around here, but for the record, I am pretty happy with mine so far. That being said, these are almost all absolutely true. That whole husbands not being able to find anything joke, I have no idea how it happened, but I can’t find a pair of keys in my pocket without my wife’s help now. At least that’s one way to get her into my pants though. I hope you’re happily married and can laugh at these. If not, there are still boobs to look at around here somewhere.