When I was single all I wanted was to be in a serious relationship with a great person. Now that I’m married, all I want is whatever my wife tells me I want. I kid, she’s amazing and even lets me eat red meat once a week. I’ve been off the market so long these memes make very little sense to me, but the single kids around the office said they’re “on point” so I’m gonna roll with that. To all the other married people, you’re out of toilet paper and the dishes in the dishwasher are clean.